The Ice Dragon and The Firebird

dota is not just bad for health
it's already taking pretty much impact on earth
let's see..

terrorism(goblin techies) simply pollute our environment
furion cut down trees like mad
earthshaker destroys the landscape
jakiro's gonna melt the poles
phantom lancer is causing global population expulsion
tinker is making too much weapons
pandas are getting aggresive
morphling, tidehunter, kunkka is gonna cause rise in sea levels
zues is causing too many storms
akasha is making too much noise
veno and viper is dumping toxic everywhere
butcher cant do his job well
skeleton king coulnt rest in peace
riki's smoke is polluting our air
lina's fire is raising temperature in our atmosphere
luna is abusing the moon, soon we won't have moonlights shine upon us
Broodmother will send his spiderlings and terrorize the entire earth
krobelus, drow ranger, silencer simply make our nation leaders speechless

and sometimes, it affects heroes in dota as well...

beastermaster got less and less of his animal friends due to extinction
Extinction causes bloodseeker to have loss of blood
Naix wouldn probably die due to lack of corpses
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but sometimes, the crysis on reality
is much indeed effecting them

economy crysis>
meepo and his family will ran out of money to buy shovels and nets
alchemist gold skill will be reduced tremendously
hand of midas will be definately be out of sale
all heroes would probably be half-fat

if we don't act now

crytal maiden and Lich king wouldn't be able to frozen our north and south poles
Sea level rises, and the naga willl rule the earth

please everyone
even dota is giving out signs for us to protect our mother earth
So lets do something
before it's too late